i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
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In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
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it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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