That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
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Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
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When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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