right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
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I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
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Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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