You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
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I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
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Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
FUCK WHALES
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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