Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
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they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
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Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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