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I need you to use more vowels.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
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Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
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Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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