Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
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Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
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Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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