R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
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he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
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My dad just said "fuck circus"
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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