Did you just see the Batmobile???
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
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And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
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Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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