So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
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Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
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Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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