Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
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Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
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I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
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