Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
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So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
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At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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