My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Randomize