It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
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You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
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He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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