My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
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It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
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Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
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Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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