Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
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Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
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You and the dog were competed for the water dish
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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