do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
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just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
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I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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