I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
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seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
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My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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