did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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