Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
MIDGETS
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I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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