I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
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apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
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You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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