Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Do vagina's smell?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
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I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
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I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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