at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
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Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
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Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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