I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
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explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
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