And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
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Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
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don't judge my taste in strippers
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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