I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
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New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
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He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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