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New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
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I'm pioneering the "She can't say no if her head is under water" method.
Been there. Done that. Yeast infections = no bueno.
pool sex, sounds great in theory....not in practice
you can get infections from having sex in a pool
You can get infections from having sex anywhere. Get over it.
as fun as that may be you're gonna end up capping the night off with a yeast infection or UTI...=/
Pool sex sux! Water gets in there n washes away the juices n cools down the cha cha.
SHRINKAGE!
One of the worst UTIs I've had in a LONG time was from sex in a pool... It was hella fun though! GOOD LUCK!
the only thing better is pool buttsex
Uti's for two!!
I love pool pussy
The greatest irony in the world is that poll sex dries things out :((( still worth doing now and again though :)
Sex sex sex in the pool
Try having sex underwater.
This just sounds like a bad idea
Chlorine Vag = Bad Idea
Hmmm I haven't yet tried this...
The ocean is better salt water less bacteria
Texas!!!
G37 ur my hero lmfao
Ohh Dallas, even though I live here, you never seem to dissapoint me . . .
I'm LMFAO at the comments.. Omgg
Pool's closed due to A.I.D.E.S!!!
You sure are a smart one, aren't you? It's AIDS not AIDES, tard.
Also: 24 texts with out TheRuleBook and his trolling bullshit
Hope it was good, or at least good enough to justify the UTI.
10.22, less bacteria in the ocean?
In Soviet Russia, swimming pool doggie style paddles you.
Cunt
It's okay because you really deserve an infection for sending a text like this.
Why not buy a real sex toy.
What in the world is this texting thing...this is pretty fricken weirdd
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