I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
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Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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