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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Aug 31, 12 at 10:05pm

    I don't self-absorb, that's why I always know where my towel is.

  • 77 54
    Submitted by learntoswim on Aug 31, 12 at 12:24pm

    If this is a note to yourself, why are you texting it to someone?

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    Submitted by armchairguru on Aug 31, 12 at 6:43pm

    GrandWazoo I'd love to explain all the reasons you are full of shit, but I don't want waste that much typing on a moron

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    Submitted by grandwazoo on Aug 31, 12 at 1:39pm

    All bisexuals are self-absorbed. Why else would they be attracted to and demand love from everybody?