I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
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It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
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we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
try to milk me bitch
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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