I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
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let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
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well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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