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Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
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omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
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Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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