I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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