margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I cockslap morals
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
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Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
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Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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