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  • Submitted by porksword on Jan 30, 12 at 2:08pm

    Tell her it's horseFLY cock.

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      Submitted by bulllwinkle on Jan 30, 12 at 2:11pm

      Haha, "Oh what? you thought I said Horsecock? No no, I said HorseFLY cock. sorry for the misunderstanding."

  • Submitted by bbad on Jan 30, 12 at 1:58pm

    I love how he calls her a bitch because she holds him accountable for his lie. good luck in life buddy, you will need it.

  • Submitted by yumyum05 on Jan 30, 12 at 1:15pm

    talk about an epic fail...lol. remeber kids honesty is the best policy.

  • Submitted by lilkymama on Jan 30, 12 at 1:16pm

    As a sexually liberated female, I would like to say that there is such a thing as too big...honestly. It's almost as bad as too small. \n\nAlmost.

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      Submitted by porksword on Jan 30, 12 at 8:11pm

      Ok then, how big is too big?

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        Submitted by Luvvyboo2 on Jan 31, 12 at 12:28am

        When it rearranges your uterus

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          Submitted by porksword on Jan 31, 12 at 6:00am

          That's just no skills, guy doesn't know what cervix feels like or how to manage his cock. Any such thing as too thick?

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            Submitted by keto06 on Jan 31, 12 at 9:27am

            when you try and put it in her ass and she says "oh hellllll no!"

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              Submitted by TheFeeVerte on Jan 31, 12 at 11:45am

              thats not too thick or big, thats too prude.

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                Submitted by porksword on Jan 31, 12 at 12:20pm

                I was hoping for a liberated females perspective

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    Submitted by tatteredtorn on Jan 30, 12 at 1:53pm

    I would told her that's the irony of it all

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    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 31, 12 at 2:19am

    No, morse cock not horse cock...yanno, like it's only a dot.

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    Submitted by TheFeeVerte on Jan 31, 12 at 11:46am

    Hey, no lie, miniature ponies need lovin too.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 31, 12 at 1:02am

    I'd smack her.

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    Submitted by megatron676 on Jan 30, 12 at 10:17pm

    horsedick.mpeg

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    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 31, 12 at 6:27am

    Turkey slap her.

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    Submitted by lilkymama on Jan 31, 12 at 1:05pm

    @porksword Sorry for the random placement of the reply, but to answer your question I think it varies. For me, 8" and up is way too much, but I'm small. In more ways than one. 6" is perfect, 7" is pushing it, literally.

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    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Jan 31, 12 at 3:16am

    Hahahahahah beat her with it.