What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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