What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
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Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
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When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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