Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
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well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
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I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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