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  • Submitted by melonhead99 on May 10, 11 at 7:15pm

    This seems like one of those times you actually call the person...

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      Submitted by manlaw6 on May 10, 11 at 8:16pm

      Aw man, this cracked me up. So true.

  • Submitted by Phys on May 10, 11 at 3:25pm

    This is called "prosecution's exhibit 1"

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    Submitted by EMTPirate on May 10, 11 at 3:30pm

    Tylenol OD is a painful death.

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    Submitted by Artisan_Devil on May 10, 11 at 3:21pm

    Welcome to the firsty club then my friend! One bit of advice: don't eat the chunky peanut butter. That shit will kill you!

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    Submitted by goatgooser on May 10, 11 at 11:30pm

    Mmmmmm this shit is to die for I'd kill for a second helping!

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on May 11, 11 at 7:24am

    If he did eat any of that peanut butter he needs medical attention ASAP. It doesn't take much paracetamol to poison someone, and it takes even less if the patient has been drinking. Good luck.

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    Submitted by Michguy on May 10, 11 at 10:28pm

    What dumb ass would not see something wrong. Fail

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    Submitted by BaconStrips on May 11, 11 at 3:33am

    I remember my first Google search...

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    Submitted by sunkintovelvet on May 10, 11 at 10:21pm

    Mother of the year award?

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    Submitted by NIKOLATESLA on May 10, 11 at 11:12pm

    717? That's Lancaster Pa. Last time I checked the Amish didn't have "last nights"

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    Submitted by opcheck on May 11, 11 at 9:20am

    Why would you do that you friggin moron? Do you keep bleach in soda bottles?

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    Submitted by jorden_17 on May 14, 11 at 5:57pm

    NIKOLATESLA- seven one seven isn't just Lancaster. Its almost all of central PA, if it isn't already.

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    Submitted by skeezer on May 11, 11 at 10:47am

    ...and in comes the CSI team to investigate the murder....or was it a setup for Munchhausen's by Proxy?

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    Submitted by kcs99 on May 11, 11 at 4:57am

    Wait. So you're saying the dude would eat the entire jar of peanut butter in one sitting?

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    Submitted by agroupofninjas on May 10, 11 at 7:52pm

    thats not a peanut?

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    Submitted by RuralNinja on May 10, 11 at 3:21pm

    Thats going to look great on his obituary.

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    Submitted by dfoxx on May 11, 11 at 1:34am

    It's highly unlikely that you can OD from Tylenol. I took 56, was only in the ICU for three days, and was Tylenol sensitive for a year. Four years later I'm still here. CONSUME THE P-NUT BUTTAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      Submitted by taniflakes on May 11, 11 at 2:32am

      You are an idiot, It is very easy to OD on Acetaminophen. Doses as low as 6g per day have been shown to cause liver failure and death.

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        Submitted by BaconStrips on May 11, 11 at 10:51am

        I remember my first Google search... High five!

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      Submitted by embracehate on May 11, 11 at 12:08pm

      I wish you would have died, the icu's space shouldn't have been wasted on some idiot like you. even after you survived your still telling people to do shit, man you are a waste of life.

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    Submitted by tylgrr on May 10, 11 at 3:16pm

    Lolz, first finally never been first