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  • 81 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:15pm

    I see you in the window! Show me your Roast Beef Curtains!

  • 78 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:17pm

    god, start already. reading that just made me anxious

  • 70 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 8:56pm

    I have small wang cuz I asian

  • 69 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:17pm

    Where in the world is Carmen San Diego??

  • 72 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:01pm

    Really? Get a fucking life.

  • 70 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:18pm

    Who needs the sun to go down??? I can go down on a big fat cock all day. Every day. Todos Los Dias bitches!

  • 69 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:24pm

    You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning

  • 64 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:56pm

    There are few things more enjoyable in this life than the sound of wet ass cheeks smacking together as a dick gets impaled into the butthole :)

  • 70 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:05pm

    why does the sun need to go down to start drinking

  • 63 46
    Submitted by hondafetish on Jun 1, 10 at 8:46pm

    if that's how you roll.. never come to the Yukon or Alaska in the height of summer. You'll never get your drink on

  • 67 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:09pm

    5:06 Oh, would you stop it....we get it..... XXOO

  • 74 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:13pm

    Got an idea - Jump out of the fuck'in window?

  • 63 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:03pm

    3:56- Yea- It's Jones Pete?

  • 65 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:32am

    it's like some kind of alcoholic vampire.

  • 61 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:06pm

    hey its 5:00 somewhere bud

  • 64 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:39pm

    4:38 Your Swedish? Nice.......

  • 65 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:34pm

    ha..just reading this thread made me go and grab a beer.

  • 64 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:02pm

    Hahahahahahaha. Beautiful.

  • 63 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:53pm

    Fucking shit man...I busted my nut too!!! Thanks, 3:18!!

  • 68 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:09pm

    its 5 o clock somewhere!!

  • 63 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 9:05pm

    Is this whole app for drunks or what?

  • 64 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:11pm

    Its always dark in your belly, it doesnt really know if its day time or night... so drink up, stop making excuses.

  • 59 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:33pm

    No, lol. Foreign...meaning not a part of the human body. But Germans are totally down with foreign objects up their asses too. I guess that would make it a double foreign object for them. Interesting....

  • 58 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:11pm

    Better yet, we should probably use a spoon...I don't want to miss a single drop ;)

  • 62 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:44pm

    4:42 Sounds like a VD.....go to the Dr's asap.......

  • 59 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 9:01pm

    Buck the fuck up and don't make rules like that

  • 59 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:22pm

    Thanks to 3:18, I just blew my load all over this app.

  • 55 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:14pm

    4:11 All this romance!! Why did it take so long for me to creep on you?!

  • 51 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:44pm

    You know why your cock is throbbing? It's because you need a nice tight little asshole to plunge. That's why.

  • 58 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:00pm

    Can I stick it in your asshole??

  • 50 43
    Submitted by samantha17 on Aug 14, 10 at 10:44pm

    who the fuck waits for the sun to go down

  • 55 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:18pm

    I wanna drink some semen from your beautiful cock hole...but I don't have to wait until the sun IRS down ;)

  • 60 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:45pm

    4:39 I'm whatever you want me to be ;)

  • 61 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:21pm

    Todos Los Dias bitches! - What He / She Said!!

  • 53 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:38pm

    I'm not a dude. I'm a dudette ;)

  • 62 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:50pm

    lol 322, that easy huh

  • 57 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:12pm

    Start now!! I already have!!

  • 58 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:10pm

    Ok. I will. But after I stick the fork up your ass, I want you to shoot your load into my ass. And then I can eat the semen out of my ass with the same fork. Sound like a plan??

  • 58 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 9:53pm

    dont let the sun go down on me... but i'll let a bloke do it any day Elton John song I believe.

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:01pm

    Yeah, I can...if that's what gets you off...you sick fuck!!!! :)

  • 54 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:56pm

    hold that pose, Norman Rockwell is getting his easel out of his car.

  • 48 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:58pm

    3:18 stick a Fork in me....I'm spent......

  • 58 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:42pm

    MY COCK IS THROBBING.

  • 52 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:22pm

    414 I don't know...maybe it's because you're shy. Don't worry, I'll break you out of your shell. A good foreign object shoved up the ass always does the mind, body, and soul good. :)

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:30pm

    4:22 Foreign Object? Are you German?

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:47pm

    I see we have some Parrot Heads in the room!! Homos.......

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:40pm

    My bum is on the Sweeeeeedissshhhh....Sweeeedish!!!

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:03pm

    4:00 Only if you promise too call me in the AM Don't Fuck me on this......

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:59pm

    4:45 Can you be a Tranny with bad hair?

  • 53 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:38pm

    You don't have to wait for the sun to set!! It's 5 o clock some where!!! :-)

  • 36 42
    Submitted by kmrisinger on Nov 15, 11 at 2:42pm

    Start drinking already. It's five o'clock somewhere!!