That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
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I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
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No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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