Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
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we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I believe in your delicious
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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