What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
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the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
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i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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