this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
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Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
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I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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