I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
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Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
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i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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