you guys were way drunker than both of me
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
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i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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