Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
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then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
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Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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