did you get engaged???
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
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winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
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Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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