We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
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you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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