my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
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Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
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I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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