Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
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about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
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If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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