It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
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We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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